Friday, January 16, 2009

Ventu pk. rd.

What an arrival to coffee. A vhs, boombox, and new tropic attire for the dudes. Thanks Mr. Griffin!

Whats a 87% called at the police academy?

- B-Sting (hahahahaha)

Where do chihuahuas go for aviation school?

-Do you really expect a little dog to be able to pass even one question on a damn test at any school? Come on. Dogs, let alone chihuahuas can't fucking fly a plane. Thats rediculous! If anyone out there thinks dogs know how to pilot any sort of vehicle, they're damn near nutz! That was such a stupid question. next please!

What do you call a deep blemish on the mouth of Gisselle Munchen the day before a big shoot?

-A-pock-o-lips

What do you call a handsfree masturbation machine?

-I don't know, beats me.

Dis shit could go on all night!

Was gonna end the post on a devil joke but it was pretty bad!

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