Happy quarter century Mr. Bigelow!
D-Double Deezam Yo! You hear about da Bigelow? he aint no fukkin ornery joe, but he aint da bro to steal da show.
He gets fugged up, loves da full cup, will snort some 7up, and has a new pup. thas wazzup.
Quick and witty, his jokes aint shitty, he'd grab a fuckin' titty and wou;n't take pity.
Taller than your dad, down to get bad, will diss da latest fad, and super hella mad.
Makes da women drool, but he aint a fuggin' fool, he's never too cool, he ain't scared to duel.
Been called an arian, will drink yo fuckin gin, he's been know to sin, you remeber where hes been.
It's his damn b-day, thats all i gots to say, i know its a bit crued, but his a chill-ass dude!