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Excuse me for assking, but my friend had a pretty shitty experience. Butts up with shitzoos?

SO EPIC!.........scratch that shit. SO A PIC!

Choose thy faves late, for thy brain will summon early cat-ass-trophies.

...and sometimes also humans agree to finally shoot their band pics. there was a challenge/bet/dare to all/every pic. Atleast look at them.



Pile now, smile later.

What's better than spending time wit fam?

Link the timeline for a game that could win ya Bocks!

Happy quarter century Mr. Bigelow!
D-Double Deezam Yo! You hear about da Bigelow? he aint no fukkin ornery joe, but he aint da bro to steal da show.
He gets fugged up, loves da full cup, will snort some 7up, and has a new pup. thas wazzup.
Quick and witty, his jokes aint shitty, he'd grab a fuckin' titty and wou;n't take pity.
Taller than your dad, down to get bad, will diss da latest fad, and super hella mad.
Makes da women drool, but he aint a fuggin' fool, he's never too cool, he ain't scared to duel.
Been called an arian, will drink yo fuckin gin, he's been know to sin, you remeber where hes been.
It's his damn b-day, thats all i gots to say, i know its a bit crued, but his a chill-ass dude!

Damn Hippies!

I am a witness to the peeping of Gwen Stefani's undergarments. Gavin, Gwen's hubby, caught my brother and I peeping Gwen Stefani's undergarments in a Melrose Urban Outfitters. This day, Gavin got payback and watched a human getting jumped, Hippy Jumped. There was also an Arian Giant and also a Sex Goblin there. An HD camera was rented specifically for this shot.

Maybe it's best to wing this one and say that there is always a predator. If only there was a god I could prey to.

Don't break down

"Hey baby I like your lips

Hey baby I like your hands

Hey I feel lucky tonite

I'm gonna get stoned and run around".

Whatever that means. The Cars were such tools... or maybe needed them.

3rd times no harm

It's like the famous saying, "when caught red handed, transfer the red to the face of the captor". I wish he was buy-curious.

What do you call the police?

-I usually just dial 911. If i'm not sure if it's an emergency, then I dial 411. Easy.

What do you call getting sunburned in a whirlpool?

-Stirfry

I had pretty good horse with a limp joke to tell but someone told me it was lame.

I tryed to change it to a donkey joke but I was called a "lame ass".

only junkies are 4H.

...and then one time a human was sliding in the santa monica mountains.

NATions CAPITALL

Yo Yo Yo. Wassap Homo Sapiens? We gonna do a new little deal here where my homey from D mutha fuckin' C starts going postal (starts posting). I think we be doin' it up right you know since he be workin' it in da TV Industry. He be makin dough to trow atcho bro's glow ya know, and now he know just how to flow fo sho feelin' low outa blow workin on dis show in da snow dats how it goes. So if he got time to spit a slimey ryhme out his behind 'bout da daily grind tired mind in a bind or goin' blind, it's his time to shine. Oh yes, plus he has my password. Love you Wall Street Robert.

This Kinda Rhymes if u say it right

Really Pissed I Gotta Work On A Saturday. Slowly Losing My Mind.  So I watch this.....And think of Kimo. Thats how I Pass the Time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uuqXXT7VYo

 

Would have used a unicycle

Another psychopath.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=50892323

At least he's in a book now. Worth it?

Portal warp.

Walkin' my block

Thanks for dropping in, I had a great time.

"So, how was dropping in to that thing, man? Man, "after a few tries, it was like hitting a brick wall".

Winter fashion is now ghetto retro and uggly.

What's a caveman's favorite shoe? -"UGH" (Ugg)

Why do amateurs have to watch their words?

-They might be a pro noun.

Getting chased by the cops, we were faced with a small parking divider, but luckily noticed the launch ramp set up to that particular aisle. Notice the cops in the background. Thank god we accidentalLee left the cam philming. Skateboarding is a ripoff.

And then there was this one time a certain human sticks up for a helpless young lady. Rick Springfield knows whats up.

"I don't mind you coming here, wasting all my time. But when you drive so close to me, I kind of lose my mind".

Spelling Correction

Gisselle munchen is actually Gisele Bundchen? damnit, forgot the spelling again. I'm gonn settle with Gazelle Munchin'..... grass? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Lil' baby frenchman wants his dali

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/francerecordoffbeat

Ventu pk. rd.

What an arrival to coffee. A vhs, boombox, and new tropic attire for the dudes. Thanks Mr. Griffin!

Whats a 87% called at the police academy?

- B-Sting (hahahahaha)

Where do chihuahuas go for aviation school?

-Do you really expect a little dog to be able to pass even one question on a damn test at any school? Come on. Dogs, let alone chihuahuas can't fucking fly a plane. Thats rediculous! If anyone out there thinks dogs know how to pilot any sort of vehicle, they're damn near nutz! That was such a stupid question. next please!

What do you call a deep blemish on the mouth of Gisselle Munchen the day before a big shoot?

-A-pock-o-lips

What do you call a handsfree masturbation machine?

-I don't know, beats me.

Dis shit could go on all night!

Was gonna end the post on a devil joke but it was pretty bad!

Interesting stuff

Mountain Bike Speed Record

Buds in the fridge

You should literalLEE grab a cold one.