Sunday, January 25, 2009

3rd times no harm

It's like the famous saying, "when caught red handed, transfer the red to the face of the captor". I wish he was buy-curious.

What do you call the police?

-I usually just dial 911. If i'm not sure if it's an emergency, then I dial 411. Easy.

What do you call getting sunburned in a whirlpool?

-Stirfry

I had pretty good horse with a limp joke to tell but someone told me it was lame.

I tryed to change it to a donkey joke but I was called a "lame ass".

only junkies are 4H.

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