Happy ending

So, it's the last day of 2008. Are we happy about this? I think not. I've done a bit of research and I'm fairly sure we got jipped on a few days this last year. Does anyone remember March 17th of last year? I have absolutely no recollection of that damn day. What about April 31st? Again, nothing! I made a new years resolution last year and it was to start making resolutions this year. What about a realistic resolution? I'm going to start drinking and smoking more often, while gaining weight with a lazy attitude. Nice, now i won't feel bad about the alcohol poisening i will give myself tonight. Happy New Years fools! Now it's time to get in the time machine and try yesteryear over again. What would you change? What would you dollar bill? What would you Dollar William? See ya'll next year.

Fun to Function

Once in a while, one has to make the decision of staying for the arrest or fleeing the scene. In this case, with this certain individual, fleeing was best, considering the amount of cops on his tail (you can barely make them out). See, nobody really like hurting themselves, but when the Blue Man Group is (with guns + badges) charging after ya like you've stolen their virginity, times get tougher than expected. Not really the case in this hurtfelt clip but, the point is, riding a skateboard should not be for the thrill and fun of it, purpose and funktion exceed all priorities.

This was in guatamala.

Graph eaty

This is pretty interesting.

http://www.vimeo.com/993998?pg=embed&sec=993998

My friend, "The Sex Goblin" has a brother who gets boxing gloves for only the 2008 christmas. 12-24-08, 11:08pm.

One of the nicest ingredients of the pic is the pixilation. This is more than half of my friend's facial smile. He lives in Finland with his wife. People should try and guess his age, weight, ethnical background, and occupation. One of the most amazing things about him is that he is always thinking deeper than most. He will find Atlantis, at last.

Fuck peace, hands down.

These pics took a while to set up due to the fire next door and the pushy firemen's need for water. We got into a heated debate and I got fired up. My 50's styled friend ended up with a black eye from a smokin' uppercut from the Chief (who ended up getting fired), and all hell broke loose. I was soon half-nelsoned, but didn't mind because the female firewoman was hot. The mexican mafia soon arrived and defuzed the situation by spraying us with the newly attatched hose. All simmered and appologized. My friend, "The Sex Goblin" concluded the altercation with, "Tattoos on me!", and we left. The Firemen right.

Sunday evening this morning

Well, it's sunday evening and by the looks of things, will probably stay that way until 12:00am. I'm afraid i'm no good at keeping this blog updated so I just installed a bionic robot to type for me. However, he's not even close to my type so, his unfortunate beheading was just now. Eww, blood and battery acid. I kid. No, wait, I Adult. Anyways, I was putting myself in the shoes of an average bloggist who might be passing by the ol' page and not having a clue about who is writing these clusterf*$kages. Turns out we are not even the same size and now I seem to have picked up athletes foot (on top of deadman). No, I'm still wondering how long it will actually take for an actual cybersnoop to find the page. Will it interest anyone? I have many amazing features to come. I just have one request, and thats for you, my fans to check this bitch at least 3-4 times daily. that's it, easy.

He got hit with a best shot

I've decided to give a little background before completely immersing myself in blogland. This will clear most things up for all my fans out there. Has anyone even seen this thing? Hello?!!

Well done

Well, I got the water from it. hahahaha.

I had pretty good alzheimers joke earlier but completely forgot it. sorry.

Dave's Carnies

One time in Oregon for Thanksgiving in 2008, my family and I were discovering the loco local mysteries of shelf waterfalls. My Adventerous brother Seth noticed the Carnies first. In the first of my Pics, you can only see one of them. By the end of the 12 pic series, all but two of the crazy curious Carnies had commited to a silent agreement to only appear floating. I'm just about kidding here.

Jumping on to the scene

It's great to finally be here on Blog's pot. Yep, pics work. Let us hope that the posts are frequent and material average, or above. Neva eve play cards wit an irish setta.

Posterboy

You ever seen the postman?