Happy ending

So, it's the last day of 2008. Are we happy about this? I think not. I've done a bit of research and I'm fairly sure we got jipped on a few days this last year. Does anyone remember March 17th of last year? I have absolutely no recollection of that damn day. What about April 31st? Again, nothing! I made a new years resolution last year and it was to start making resolutions this year. What about a realistic resolution? I'm going to start drinking and smoking more often, while gaining weight with a lazy attitude. Nice, now i won't feel bad about the alcohol poisening i will give myself tonight. Happy New Years fools! Now it's time to get in the time machine and try yesteryear over again. What would you change? What would you dollar bill? What would you Dollar William? See ya'll next year.